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Re: What a horrible day off this is starting out to be
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2011, 09:50:36 PM »
Well this is my horrible day:

I get to the barn this AM and the water is shut off and a guy is digging with an excavator trying to find a leak. Of course he wouldn't call me beforehand so I could fill all the buckets and fill some extras before the water was shut off.

We were supposed to pick up a big goose neck of hay (because we are nearly out) and the supplier called and said he had a tractor buried in the mud while harvesting corn and couldn't make it.

My Bride took my 3 grandaughters to a holloween costume party at a local veteran's club, and one of the old bats bitched out my oldest grandkid for being to old to be at the party... after she had volunteered to run a ring toss game for the littler kids. My Sweetie told me to go in the bar and have a beer instead of slapping said old bat. While watching my Cards gain a 2-0 lead, I head home to watch the rest of the game while the Bride takes the grandkiddies home, and feed the horses.

As soon as I head to the house my cell rings. Our Lab pup found a skunk at the barn and I had to head to the store for some tomato juice and head back to the shower stall at the barn... couldn't bring him home in either vehicle otherwise.

Finally headed home with a partially stinky dog while listening to the Cards getting their ass beat on the radio. Luckily, I didn't get in a wreck or have a heart attack on the way home.

Things tend to average out, so tomorrow I'll probably win the Lotto, get seduced by a supermodel, or inheirit a future Hambo winner.


« Last Edit: October 24, 2011, 10:19:29 PM by Just Saying »
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Re: What a horrible day off this is starting out to be
« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2011, 02:43:17 AM »
I'll have to start a poll on who had the worse day!!!

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Re: What a horrible day off this is starting out to be
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2011, 03:28:24 AM »
Good luck with that JS....what exactly would you do with the supermodel after your bride castrates you?

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Re: What a horrible day off this is starting out to be
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2011, 06:34:33 AM »
Well this is my horrible day:

I get to the barn this AM and the water is shut off and a guy is digging with an excavator trying to find a leak. Of course he wouldn't call me beforehand so I could fill all the buckets and fill some extras before the water was shut off.

We were supposed to pick up a big goose neck of hay (because we are nearly out) and the supplier called and said he had a tractor buried in the mud while harvesting corn and couldn't make it.

My Bride took my 3 grandaughters to a holloween costume party at a local veteran's club, and one of the old bats bitched out my oldest grandkid for being to old to be at the party... after she had volunteered to run a ring toss game for the littler kids. My Sweetie told me to go in the bar and have a beer instead of slapping said old bat. While watching my Cards gain a 2-0 lead, I head home to watch the rest of the game while the Bride takes the grandkiddies home, and feed the horses.

As soon as I head to the house my cell rings. Our Lab pup found a skunk at the barn and I had to head to the store for some tomato juice and head back to the shower stall at the barn... couldn't bring him home in either vehicle otherwise.

Finally headed home with a partially stinky dog while listening to the Cards getting their ass beat on the radio. Luckily, I didn't get in a wreck or have a heart attack on the way home.

Things tend to average out, so tomorrow I'll probably win the Lotto, get seduced by a supermodel, or inheirit a future Hambo winner.

I feel you my friend. I really believe it is our own miserable fault though, I mean

if we're not smart enough to move to Vegas where all you do is win and get free

houses with rotundas and beautiful weather 24/7/365 and every thing your little

heart could desire is just bestowed upon you then yes we will suffer.

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Re: What a horrible day off this is starting out to be
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2011, 07:21:18 AM »
I miss those days J.S.! Hate to think how many times they shut the water off without telling us back in the old days, either at fairgrounds or Northfield.

As far as the old bitty, I am proud of you for biting your lip. Not sure I could have done so.  noway

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Re: What a horrible day off this is starting out to be
« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2011, 07:37:16 AM »
As far as the old bitty, I am proud of you for biting your lip. Not sure I could have done so.

You know how hard it is to bite your lip when your mouth is full of beer?

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Re: What a horrible day off this is starting out to be
« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2011, 07:40:41 AM »
As far as the old bitty, I am proud of you for biting your lip. Not sure I could have done so.

You know how hard it is to bite your lip when your mouth is full of beer?
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