Well this is my horrible day:
I get to the barn this AM and the water is shut off and a guy is digging with an excavator trying to find a leak. Of course he wouldn't call me beforehand so I could fill all the buckets and fill some extras before the water was shut off.
We were supposed to pick up a big goose neck of hay (because we are nearly out) and the supplier called and said he had a tractor buried in the mud while harvesting corn and couldn't make it.
My Bride took my 3 grandaughters to a holloween costume party at a local veteran's club, and one of the old bats bitched out my oldest grandkid for being to old to be at the party... after she had volunteered to run a ring toss game for the littler kids. My Sweetie told me to go in the bar and have a beer instead of slapping said old bat. While watching my Cards gain a 2-0 lead, I head home to watch the rest of the game while the Bride takes the grandkiddies home, and feed the horses.
As soon as I head to the house my cell rings. Our Lab pup found a skunk at the barn and I had to head to the store for some tomato juice and head back to the shower stall at the barn... couldn't bring him home in either vehicle otherwise.
Finally headed home with a partially stinky dog while listening to the Cards getting their ass beat on the radio. Luckily, I didn't get in a wreck or have a heart attack on the way home.
Things tend to average out, so tomorrow I'll probably win the Lotto, get seduced by a supermodel, or inheirit a future Hambo winner.