Here's one for ya Tross: A buddy of mine was in the graduating class from the U of I Vet school, so they decided to roast a pig. They bought one, and since they just finished Vet school and knew everything, they euthanized it. After it cooked for hours, they started slicing at mealtime. It smelled just like the chemicals they used to kill it. They passed the hat to get enough money to send somebody to KFC.
ps, make sure to use a meat thermometer. Have fun.