Just discovered something important to all bachelors!

[LVGaryD]

And we all know how law abiding you are. 

[LVGaryD]

Yes, definitely against Ohio laws.  Florida on the other hand is a completely different story.  Why don't you send them to me & I'll examine & sample them.  No worry about the name - I have friends in the legal system. 

No, no, no. I need my dope for emergencies! However I know it is very easy to find this stuff in Florida.

I just learned that out here  (when you have MGM Resorts insurance) that a doctor who prescribes a person opiates often sends the person for drug tests randomly. Any time there is anything other than what was prescribed, or too much of what the doctor prescribed the person, they are cut off immediately.

This is frightening!

[pope of vegas]

No, no, no. I need my dope for emergencies! However I know it is very easy to find this stuff in Florida.

I just learned that out here  (when you have MGM Resorts insurance) that a doctor who prescribes a person opiates often sends the person for drug tests randomly. Any time there is anything other than what was prescribed, or too much of what the doctor prescribed the person, they are cut off immediately.

This is frightening!

    Frightening???       Your bacon should be EXITING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dolfan]

Listen!  Miguel in the Dominican Republic has NO PROBLEM shipping meds to me!

A phone number please. 

[AmyHollar]

 

He lives on the beach.....no phone.

I carrier pigeon my order.

[caveman]

Ryan found an old container of bacon in my refrigerator last night. It was brand new, unopened, and the meat was pink. He said "Dad, this cannot be any good. How old is it?"

I replied that I thought it was about six months old, but bacon could never go bad, and he decided to start throwing old stuff away from the refrigerator. For some reason he left the bacon in there, so I decided to cook it this morning in a pan on the stove, the old fashioned way.

To my dismay, I burned the first pan of it, probably because this was the first bacon I had cooked on the stove in years and years. Despite that, I ate the six burned slices, and they tasted like crap.

However I cooked the other seven slices to near-perfection, and they are delicious! Hopefully Ryan doesn't want any of this six month-old pound of bacon. It is nearly gone.

 

That bacon is not "old", it's aged.....same with the perc's

[careless hal]

LVGD's exercise for the day:  Find the freezer compartment of your fridge.  Next time put the bacon in there.  As for the meds, they will stay good if stored at the right temps.  Some can be frozen , but not all.  Get one of those wine/refrigerator-coolers.  Store the meds at about 55 degrees.   I have some 5 year old excedrin 3, still good!  The codine makes all the difference in the world!

[beans and weenies]