I was walking through the mall in Chicago and I saw that there was a “Muslim Book Store.”
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in.
As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.
I imagine I didn’t look like his normal customer, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?
The clerk said, “GET THE HELL OUT AND STAY OUT!”
I said, “YES, that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?”
