A honey bee comes up to a couple of buddies. When asked what he'd been upto, he gushed, "Man... I've just been down the street where they're having a bar mitzvah. You've never seen a feast like that... there's every kind of goodie in the world!"
"What's that on your head?"
"A yarmulke."
"Why are you wearing that?"
"I didn't want them to think I was a WASP."