To the tune (and select lines of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"
Legend lives on, from the Chippewa on down,
Of a Forum Owner called old Gary D now....
Old Gary it's said, never gave up his dead,
When the skies of November turned gloomy.
The posts on the forum, made a tattle tale sound,
when the three fags started their typing.
And all the folks knew, as did Gary D too,
it was the double digit IQ, Alex Brandstetter, come trolling.
Now Alex is scum, and incredibly dumb. With a complete hard on
for Josh Marks. He's often said, that he'd give him head, and
lick all his underwear clean of the skid marks.
When suppertime came, Burton said with disgust,
Fellas, You're not fooling no one. After multiple posts and terrible
Dan Nance jokes, Gary said fellas it's been nice to know ya.
Does anyone know where the scumbags all go, after Gary D
has pulled the trigger? They likely split up and head
back for Plop, where all their lies become bigger.
Now Bob Costello sues, and the two idiots lose,
but you can't get blood a from stone now. One's a fake
blacksmith dealing in drugs, and the other one cleans out the
porn house.
In a Musty old Card Room in Vegas Town,
An old harness trainer deals cards now.
And the church bell chimes for all 17 times,
that Gary has shot down Brandstetter.
Legend lives on, from the Chippewa on down,
Of a Forum Owner called old Gary D now....
Old Gary it's said, never gave up his dead,
When the skies of November turned gloomy.
