Some asshole texted me several times today and last night from phone number 702-401-0100, in an apparent attempt to give my phone a virus. Thankfully I have an iPhone 5, which shits out viruses faster than assholes can send them.
It did knock me out of commission for a while because whatever they sent ate my battery life completely up. I awoke at 2:45 this morning. By the time I got to work at 3:35, my battery was at 35%. By 6:30 it was toast.
Fortunately the Geek Squad fixed the issue in no time, free of charge.
So to the assmuncher who tried to screw old Gary D up,

You

aren't smart enough to screw with an Apple product!