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Funny Newspaper Headlines
« on: November 29, 2011, 07:28:25 AM »
Just for laughs. Its a off day at Woodbine. What can I say.



Read the full story here

http://www.madisonrecord.com/news/contentview.asp?c=148217

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Re: Funny Newspaper Headlines
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2011, 07:29:27 AM »



Thanks for the reminder

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« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2011, 07:31:22 AM »



"This is an artist's conception of the Mount Pleasant High School football field Friday after an electrical transformer blew, knocking out the stadium lights."

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Re: Funny Newspaper Headlines
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2011, 07:32:35 AM »


Really!!! No Kidding

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« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2011, 07:37:26 AM »


What did they expect to find in a gun shop?.

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« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2011, 07:39:56 AM »



Please if you have seen this man

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« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2011, 07:42:27 AM »



Mistress of the Universe. Now that sounds like a lot of work.

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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2011, 07:44:17 AM »


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Re: Funny Newspaper Headlines
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2011, 07:46:22 AM »



Yeah, don't you hate those guys at DOE who do the NEPA's EIS on BNFL's AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protests?

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« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2011, 07:48:06 AM »




Only $250,000. Cheapskates.

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« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2011, 07:50:04 AM »




That can't be Jolie for sure.

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« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2011, 07:52:15 AM »



Civil war planes. That shouldn't be very difficult.

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« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2011, 07:54:17 AM »



"We had no idea anyone was buried here"

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Re: Funny Newspaper Headlines
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2011, 07:55:59 AM »


Just needed a little more camouflage.

 

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