Here are some tips for the weekend:
1. If she's telling stories about high school, she's too young and you're going to jail.
2. If you see a crowd of Taylor Swift fans before the concert, put on your best poker face and speak loudly when you say, "I heard the concert is cancelled. Taylor Swift's flight didn't make it in". You will FREAK OUT everybody! The teenagers will be scouring social media trying to confirm this. The less than teens will be pouting to their parents. (Trust me, I did this at Buona Beef when I found out that all these kids were waiting for the Beiber concert in Rosemont. A whole restaurant of kids just flipped out! Needless to say, their parents were pissed.)
3. If Pezz gets arrested for confronting DZ and you want to see the Pace, better tell the cops that you don't know him. (Don't worry Pezz, we'll bail you out later after RnR forgets to card the 5 girls in that limo.)