Author Topic: Meadowlands Pace vs Taylor Swift  (Read 1700 times)

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Re: Meadowlands Pace vs Taylor Swift
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2013, 02:02:29 AM »
Rumor is if you pull out Taylor's chair and let her wear high heels and think she's funny your a mortal lock to get laid , so the concert it is .

Hell I'm going to the concert too then.  rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1

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Re: Meadowlands Pace vs Taylor Swift
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2013, 03:57:05 AM »
Rumor is if you pull out Taylor's chair and let her wear high heels and think she's funny your a mortal lock to get laid , so the concert it is .

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Re: Meadowlands Pace vs Taylor Swift
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2013, 04:05:33 PM »
My advice is to let CC take care of getting you to the pace.  He is an expert at logistics and won't screw it up!!!!

I'll even be the designated driver!  Somebody has to stay sober to remember all the great stories...and bail out the Pezz bros.   rflmao1

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Re: Meadowlands Pace vs Taylor Swift
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2013, 04:16:51 PM »
Here are some tips for the weekend:

1. If she's telling stories about high school, she's too young and you're going to jail.

2. If you see a crowd of Taylor Swift fans before the concert, put on your best poker face and speak loudly when you say, "I heard the concert is cancelled.  Taylor Swift's flight didn't make it in".  You will FREAK OUT everybody!  The teenagers will be scouring social media trying to confirm this.  The less than teens will be pouting to their parents.  (Trust me, I did this at Buona Beef when I found out that all these kids were waiting for the Beiber concert in Rosemont.  A whole restaurant of kids just flipped out!  Needless to say, their parents were pissed.)

3. If Pezz gets arrested for confronting DZ and you want to see the Pace, better tell the cops that you don't know him.  (Don't worry Pezz, we'll bail you out later after RnR forgets to card the 5 girls in that limo.)



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Re: Meadowlands Pace vs Taylor Swift
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2013, 07:02:15 PM »
Last year my son's wife took their 7yo daughter to a Taylor Swift concert in Indy. (4 hours round trip) Tickets were around $45 a pop plus parking. A little pink straw cowboy hat $40. A little pink sparkly T-shirt $40, matching skirt $40. They passed on the little pink cowboy boots at $200. The arena was packed to the the rafters with screeching little girls. The grandaughter had a blast and I'm glad she did, but it would have been the night from hell for this grampa. Taylor is a gold mine right now.
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Re: Meadowlands Pace vs Taylor Swift
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2013, 03:55:42 AM »
Here are some tips for the weekend:

1. If she's telling stories about high school, she's too young and you're going to jail.

2. If you see a crowd of Taylor Swift fans before the concert, put on your best poker face and speak loudly when you say, "I heard the concert is cancelled.  Taylor Swift's flight didn't make it in".  You will FREAK OUT everybody!  The teenagers will be scouring social media trying to confirm this.  The less than teens will be pouting to their parents.  (Trust me, I did this at Buona Beef when I found out that all these kids were waiting for the Beiber concert in Rosemont.  A whole restaurant of kids just flipped out!  Needless to say, their parents were pissed.)

3. If Pezz gets arrested for confronting DZ and you want to see the Pace, better tell the cops that you don't know him.  (Don't worry Pezz, we'll bail you out later after RnR forgets to card the 5 girls in that limo.)
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Re: Meadowlands Pace vs Taylor Swift
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2013, 06:29:27 AM »
Looks like CyberC is totally prepared.   Pezz you maybe on your own.   redrose LOL

 

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