Welcome HitThatFiatch to ITS!

[CyberChamp]

I'd like to welcome HitThatFiatch to ITS!!!

He's a personal friend of mine that has become a Friday night regular with ChicagoJazz and I.  He just started capping only a few months ago and is already better than most other locals at the OTB we frequent.  His money is good and his jokes are funny - what more can you ask for???

 

[LVGaryD]

Welcome to our humble abode, HitThatFiatch! 

[jordanjacob]

I'd like to welcome HitThatFiatch to ITS!!!

He's a personal friend of mine that has become a Friday night regular with ChicagoJazz and I.  He just started capping only a few months ago and is already better than most other locals at the OTB we frequent.  His money is good and his jokes are funny - what more can you ask for???

 

welcome

Seminars for Females


(Prepared and presented by Males)
1. Elementary map reading
2. Crying and law enforcement
3. Advanced math seminar: Programming your DVD
4. You can go shopping for less than 4 hours
5. Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: A study in contrast.
6. PMS: It's your problem, not mine ("It's happened monthly since
puberty-deal with it.")
7. Driving I. Getting past automatic transmissions
8. Driving II. The meaning of blinking orange lights
9. Driving III. Approximating a constant speed
10. Driving IV. Makeup and Driving; it's as simple as oil and water
11. Football: Not a game; a sacrament
12. Telephone Translations (Formerly titled, "Me too" equals "I love
you")
13. How to earn your own money
14. Gift giving fundamentals (Formerly titled, "Fabric bad,
electronics good")
15. Putting the seat down by yourself: Potential energy is on your
side
16. Beyond "Clean and Dirty" - The nuances of wearable laundry
17. Yes, you can fill up at a self service station
18. Joys of the remote control; Reaping the benefits of 50 channels
19. What comes around, goes around: Why his credit card is not a toy
20. His best friend can be yours too
21. His poker games: Deal yourself out
22. Commitment Schmittment (Formerly titled, "Wedlock Schmedlock")
23. To honor and obey: Remembering the small print above "I do"
24. Why your mother is unwelcome in the house
25. Your mate: selfish bastard, or victimized sensitive man?

[jordanjacob]

 SEMINARS FOR MALES

 1 Combating Stupidity

 2 You Too Can Learn Housework

 3 PMS - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

 4 How To Fill An Ice Tray

 5 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas; Give Us Money

 6 Understanding Female Response To Your Coming Home Drunk At 4:00 a.m.

 7 Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash My Silks")

 8 Parenting - No It Doesn't End With Conception

 9 Get A Life - Learn To Cook

 A How Not To Emulate An Anus When You're Obviously Wrong

 B Selling - Even You Can Get It Right

 C Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

 D You - The Weaker Sex

 E Reasons To Give Flowers

 F How To Stay Awake During Sex

10 Why It Is Unacceptable Urinate Anywhere But In The Bathroom

11 Garbage - Getting It To The Curb

12 #101 - You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try

13 #201 - The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take A Shower

14 I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please

15 How To Put The Toilet Lid Down

16 "The Weekend" and "Sports" Are Not Synonymous

17 Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Bovine Feces

18 How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost

19 The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency

1A Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex

1B Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes

1C Mothers-In-Law - They Are People Too

1D How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

1E You Too CAN BE A Designated Driver

1F Male Bonding - Leaving Your Friends At Home

20 Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When Naked

21 Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works

22 The Attainable Goal - Omitting #&!%#&! From Your Vocabulary

23 Fluffing The Blankets After A Flatus Attack Is Not Necessary

[NIATROSS]

I'd like to welcome HitThatFiatch to ITS!!!

He's a personal friend of mine that has become a Friday night regular with ChicagoJazz and I.  He just started capping only a few months ago and is already better than most other locals at the OTB we frequent.  His money is good and his jokes are funny - what more can you ask for???

 

welcome !

would love to hear the story behind the screename

[pezz97]

Welcome

[The Skipper]

Welcome aboard, post early and post often (winners only !)  Enjoy 

[careless hal]

Welcome.   

[Headpole Dave]

You're supposed to be bringing in more women, not more guys.

Welcome HTF! 

[pope of vegas]

  Nobody told him about the initiation (hazing) ??   

[tonyb147]

I met Fiatch and the rest of the gang at the OTB this afternoon. A gentleman and a scholar. 

[Yeah Baby]

Welcome...

[cashman]

Welcome to ITS

[HitThatFiatch]

Thank you all kind Sirs.  Happy and prosperous new year to all of you.

Brush and TonyB, it was nice meeting you yesterday. Hope to see you guys again soon.

For those of you who know CC, you know he is a generous man, kind and a harness pro.  He thought me so much in the past 3 months that I would ever dream to accomplish on my own.  I met CJAZZZZZ through CC and man, what a funny and great guy to be around.  I'll tell ya, it can't get any better to get together with these friends, place some bets throughout the nite, CJAZZZZZ cracks jokes and leave home up most of the time. . I love it. 

To answer NIATROSS, I was driving the other day and a nice bright red FIAT 500 with a very nice blond driving it caught my attention.  Just like every guy, i'm sure, I drove a little faster for a closer look.  Sure enough, the chick was hot and to complement her "hotness", she had a license plate on her FIAT with "FIATCH".  I laughed so hard.  And it just happened that I was meeting CC and CJazzzzz at the OTB that nite.  I told them the story and it was just as funny to them as it was to me.  But, there is a gentleman at the OTB who always screams at the monitor "HIT THAT BITCH!", " COME ON! HIT THAT BITCH!"... And most of the time, he goes, "OH YOU f**kING HORE!" at the end of the race.   .  Before you know it, I'm yelling at the monitor "HIT THAT FIATCH!"    HIT THAT FIATCH!" And that's how the cookie crumbles. 

[AmyHollar]