A HORSE, A Chicken and A
Harley
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom
loved to play
together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a
bog and began to
sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken
to go get the
farmer for
help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the
farm, he searched
and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he
had gone to town with
the only tractor. Running around, the chicken
spied the
farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off
with a length of
rope hoping he still had time to save his
friend's
life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to
see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a
hold of the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to
him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of
the
farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and,
with the aid of
the powerful bike, rescued the
horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the
farmhouse, and the
farmer was none the wiser when he
returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best
Buddies, Best
Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and
soon, he too, began
to sink and cried out to the horse to save his
life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled
the large
puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken
to grab
his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the
pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up
and out, saving
his
life.
The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
When
You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To
Pick Up
Chicks
