Laughing about this...is just sooo wrong!

[LVGaryD]

This reminds me of the joke about the one legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

I apologize for posting this and even more so for laughing the entire time I read it, but unlike when I was notified about Dalio's passing, I have not been under the influence of any medicinal herbs tonight. I just found it humorous that the first thing that popped into my head was that dumb joke.

 

[Mr. B]

Hey, I saw Lisa Lampinelli last night in Portland, OR and that was a lot of tasteless jokes!   

[Just Saying]

Gary, you have the same sick sense of humor that I have. One night at the VFW a fellow had a lady with him and they were dancing. People at our table remarked that it was impressive that she was dancing with a wooden leg. (prosthetic)

Well I couldn't leave that alone... so I asked, "So if he spins her the wrong way does she get taller?" Everyone at the table spit drinks through their noses laughing, but then excoriated me for being a sick bastard. Hey... they were the ones laughing.

[careless hal]

Gary, you have the same sick sense of humor that I have. One night at the VFW a fellow had a lady with him and they were dancing. People at our table remarked that it was impressive that she was dancing with a wooden leg. (prosthetic)

Well I couldn't leave that alone... so I asked, "So if he spins her the wrong way does she get taller?" Everyone at the table spit drinks through their noses laughing, but then excoriated me for being a sick bastard. Hey... they were the ones laughing.