The teacher asked the class to raise their hands and stand to tell something that their family needs.
Little Johnny lept to his feet and bragged, "At my house, we don't need nothin'!"
The teacher informed that if he'd think for a moment he'd realize that every family needs something.
Little Johnny said, "Nope. Last night my sister told Pa that she was gonna have a baby by a Muslim terrorist, and Pa said, 'Well that's the LAST f*cking thing we need!'"
The teacher just put her head down on her desk.
