Need Expert Horseman Answer to 2 Questions

[Unknown]

I don't think so, but maybe her mom??? Things are sort of foggy from those days. 

You're my kind of guy. A real man's man.

[AmyHollar]

Thank you. Asked for expert horseMAN's answer, but will accept yours with grain of salt. Just kidding.

I would have given you  , but you said you were just kidding and it made it not near as funny.


And yes she did.

[LVGaryD]

And yes she did.

She did? 

[AmyHollar]

Matinee does not always mean afternoon racing.

Read this page, its a nice history of matinee racing and how it was formed, and how it has evolved:

http://matineeclub.tripod.com/BBytes/RiseandFall.html

Coming around here some nights is like going to school.............other nights like going to a dirty movie in the 70's. 

[AmyHollar]

Certainly no longer a horseman, but if I get much dumber I could be one again. Most matinees I was involved in had to do with a large female groom either on a hay pile near the jog carts or in a tack room.

Many involved marijuana and/or alcohol....mainly because that is what it took to get the job done. 

My point proven. 

[AmyHollar]

I don't think so, but maybe her mom??? Things are sort of foggy from those days. 

Ok......now I'm pissed.........



Not really but if one doesn't defend her mother then one is a real bitch..............wait a minute.........

[AmyHollar]

By the way, this is not meant to imply in any way, shape, or form that Mutter is a large woman! 

 

[AmyHollar]

Sorry HD and Wilderness.........three idiot sicko's had to keep interrupting your intelligent conversation. 

[LVGaryD]

I was implying that I was much closer to your mother's age than your age. You better not be pissed.

 

[AmyHollar]

I only get pissed when some idiot calls with a A4 off suit and catches on my KK.

[LVGaryD]

I only get pissed when some idiot calls with a A4 off suit and catches on my KK.

Did I ever tell you about the final poker hand I ever played? WSOP super satellite, only needed to finish 72nd place for a seat in the $10,000 event. Down to less than 100 and I get QQ on the button. Go all in, three callers. AK, A9, A,7. King hit on the river. I will never play another hand of poker. Assholes suck out on you.

[Unknown]

I only get pissed when some idiot calls with a A4 off suit and catches on my KK.

That's why a woman will never be a World Series of Poker Champion. It takes testosterone to figure that stuff out. Just please stay in the kitchen & bedroom & living room (only if serving me a beer). Why complicate things? You had it easy until the 60's bullshit. Of course, all males were into the free-love & the burning the bra thing, but then you developed brains. DANGER

[Unknown]

Did I ever tell you about the final poker hand I ever played? WSOP super satellite, only needed to finish 72nd place for a seat in the $10,000 event. Down to less than 100 and I get QQ on the button. Go all in, three callers. AK, A9, A,7. King hit on the river. I will never play another hand of poker. Assholes suck out on you.

You'll never catch me playing a slot in Ohio. I've been to all those other places that had them & feel sorrry for all those morons who waited in line for Scioto slots to open today. I saw a long time ago: even when riverboat down on Ohio River opened & they made 20 million first weekend off idiots. Have been to Mohawk, Meadows, Mohegan, Empire State (Yonkers) & you have no chance to win. Worse than Vegas, which I've gone to for over 20 years.

[Unknown]

Yonkers was worst. Couldn't even find slot that was open, but absolutely nobody in grandstand or even what used to be clubhouse watching the live racing. I almost cried.

[Bungalow Bill]

Certainly no longer a horseman, but if I get much dumber I could be one again. Most matinees I was involved in had to do with a large female groom either on a hay pile near the jog carts or in a tack room.

Many involved marijuana and/or alcohol....mainly because that is what it took to get the job done. 

  I admire your candor here...I thought I was the only one who understood how this worked.  I am dumber than you however.....I married one