Gary, you have the same sick sense of humor that I have. One night at the VFW a fellow had a lady with him and they were dancing. People at our table remarked that it was impressive that she was dancing with a wooden leg. (prosthetic)
Well I couldn't leave that alone... so I asked, "So if he spins her the wrong way does she get taller?" Everyone at the table spit drinks through their noses laughing, but then excoriated me for being a sick bastard. Hey... they were the ones laughing.