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Title: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: Just Saying on October 03, 2012, 04:08:45 PM
I farted around too long to get our usual room at the Super 8 motel in Marysville,OH so I found one in Columbus that was 10 miles closer to the track for a good price.Woohoo! I drove through the posh neighborhood Worthington, and was very near my motel. A couple of blocks I reached it in a VERY nasty area of Westerville.

We check in and get our room key-cards. The room looked fine, and as I'm in the bathroom, my Bride groans, "I just stepped in something wet... God I hope it's water."

Next morning I have a coffee craving (and I'm not a big coffee drinker) so I set about making some. I can't get the damn thing to work so my Bride takes over. Well, it won't work so she gets to looking it over. It won't work because the remains of a broken glass crack-pipe is lodged in the well where the water goes in. She snatched the plug and stormed into the office. The clerk looked at it, and said maintenance would get another right away. That never happened. So I went to the room with the continental breakfast and got a cup and a bowl of cereal. Either a guest or staff member let non-guests into an exterior door, and a horde of 'homeys' came into the room and took everything with them, while the little hispanic lady hid in the adjoining room.

We went to the Jugette for the day. When we got back that night our door cards had been deactivated. (we paid for 3 days) Two young ladies walked up and said they could let me in another door, so I left my Bride with our stuff and went with them. Sure 'nuff someone was holding a door open for us. I walk in and a great big hispanic guy walks up behind me. One of the girls starts petting my arm and telling me she's short on her nightly rent for her and her little girl, and could make me very happy if I'd cover that. I hot footed it down the hall where my Bride was watching through the little glass panel in the outside door.

I went to the office and told the clerk I was leaving the dump and wanting the balance taken off my credit card. He did, but insisted that I bring the door cards back. When I took them back he was curled up in a chair asleep, so I left them on the counter.

It was an adventure, but I still had a great time at the Jug the next day.
Title: Re: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: beans and weenies on October 03, 2012, 05:02:18 PM
not funny   but  ...........  i laughed .......u stayed longer than i would've shootme
Title: Re: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: Just Saying on October 03, 2012, 05:22:06 PM
not funny   but  ...........  i laughed .......u stayed longer than i would've shootme
If I was a crack head I would've been pissed. Don't leave me a broken one! rflmao1

It didn't ruin our trip, but was a pain in the kiester. But, hey... you'll have that in life. We had a fun time with a bunch of nice people. It's hard to not like the Delaware bunch.
Title: Re: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: Bettor on October 03, 2012, 05:35:26 PM
Wtf!!!! We had a perfectly good table that turned into a bed. You should have just came back to the track / camp site. Did you at least book the Super 8 for next year :) I'd love to book a room at the Travel Inn at the track gate so we could have real baths and showers instead of the RV showers and chasing after the pump truck daily

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God I LOVE Jug Week!
Title: Re: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: AmyHollar on October 03, 2012, 05:40:18 PM
 thumbsup thumbsup

Good to see you and Marte at least once a year!

And yeah........I keep buying, "it wasn't our crack pipe." story  ::)
Title: Re: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: Just Saying on October 03, 2012, 05:50:37 PM
thumbsup thumbsup

Good to see you and Marte at least once a year!

And yeah........I keep buying, "it wasn't our crack pipe." story  ::)

Hey, you were the Advil junkie on Jug Day! rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1
Title: Re: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: AmyHollar on October 03, 2012, 08:26:25 PM
Hey, you were the Advil junkie on Jug Day! rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1
:-X
Title: Re: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: LVGaryD on October 04, 2012, 05:09:54 AM
 redrose noway Motel 6 is 20 minutes away and is in a nice area. I would suggest the area to all. There is also a Red Roof and another more expensive place too. Of course Bettor is always welcome to cum to old Gary D 's room for a shower and a massage.  ??? 8)
Title: Re: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: The Giss on October 04, 2012, 06:16:16 AM
redrose noway Motel 6 is 20 minutes away and is in a nice area. I would suggest the area to all. There is also a Red Roof and another more expensive place too. Of course Bettor is always welcome to cum to old Gary D 's room for a shower and a massage.  ??? 8)

It is one of the nicer Motel 6s I have stayed at (other than the quality of other guests, like our fearless leader). There are actually several more expensive places right there (and a Ruth's Chris).
Title: Re: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: tonyb147 on October 04, 2012, 07:41:40 AM
.... A couple of blocks I reached it in a VERY nasty area of Westerville.

Westerville? Granted I know nothing about the area but reading this makes sense. My paycheck comes from my companie's corporate HQ in Westerville. I've always said they were a bunch of crackheads there. Turns out I was right.  hammerhead1

Glad everything turned out ok for you and your bride.  thumbsup
Title: Re: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: Just Saying on October 04, 2012, 09:24:18 AM
redrose noway Motel 6 is 20 minutes away and is in a nice area. I would suggest the area to all. There is also a Red Roof and another more expensive place too. Of course Bettor is always welcome to cum to old Gary D 's room for a shower and a massage.  ??? 8)
I passed a nice looking Motel 6 just a ways north of us on Rt 23, is that the one?

The construction on Rt 23 was slowing traffic alot, but we left in plenty of time.
Title: Re: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: careless hal on October 04, 2012, 09:30:32 AM
redrose noway Motel 6 is 20 minutes away and is in a nice area. I would suggest the area to all. There is also a Red Roof and another more expensive place too. Of course Bettor is always welcome to cum to old Gary D 's room for a shower and a massage.  ??? 8)


Hold on there big guy.  I know Bettor is not Asian.  And,I read somewhere on here that she was there with someone.
Title: Re: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: LVGaryD on October 04, 2012, 09:43:12 AM
I passed a nice looking Motel 6 just a ways north of us on Rt 23, is that the one?

The construction on Rt 23 was slowing traffic alot, but we left in plenty of time.
This one is at the junction of 23 and 270 in Worthington I think. Not New York New York hotel, bit decent for around $50 per night.

Title: Re: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: Just Saying on October 04, 2012, 09:50:44 AM
This one is at the junction of 23 and 270 in Worthington I think. Not New York New York hotel, bit decent for around $50 per night.
Yup, that's the one I meant. Looked like a nice area. I can still run over to Westerville if I ever need a crack-pipe. rflmao1

Super 8 sent me the usual request for comments about my stay. They may quit sending those to me after I unloaded on that one. I did give them some good advice: Send a 'secret shopper' from corporate to stay there a couple of days. I doubt he/she would use the 2nd day.
Title: Re: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: LVGaryD on October 05, 2012, 04:34:05 AM

Hold on there big guy.  I know Bettor is not Asian.  And,I read somewhere on here that she was there with someone.
Hey I am not into caucasian women. The offer was only for her comfort and hygiene. And Andrea, the lady she was with....the offer stands for her too. heartluv
Title: Re: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: Jeremy on October 05, 2012, 07:10:37 PM

Hold on there big guy.  I know Bettor is not Asian.  And,I read somewhere on here that she was there with someone.

That was her boyfriend, but if she wanted a manfriend she would hook up with Gary.
Title: Re: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: LVGaryD on October 05, 2012, 07:16:16 PM
Actually I was sitting next to her much of the time during Jug week.  idunno
Title: Re: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: Bettor on October 08, 2012, 08:11:09 PM
Actually I was sitting next to her much of the time during Jug week.  idunno

It was so nice to catch up since we weren't able to in Vegas last February. I thought I introduced you on Sunday while he was there; he had to work all Jug week.
Title: Re: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: LVGaryD on October 08, 2012, 08:15:34 PM
You did introduce me, but I thought he was your son or something. idunno ;D
Title: Re: My Little Brown Jug/Crack Pipe Story
Post by: Bettor on October 09, 2012, 09:56:23 PM
You did introduce me, but I thought he was your son or something. idunno ;D



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