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Title: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: LVGaryD on July 17, 2012, 12:00:51 PM
Ryan found an old container of bacon in my refrigerator last night. It was brand new, unopened, and the meat was pink. He said "Dad, this cannot be any good. How old is it?"

I replied that I thought it was about six months old, but bacon could never go bad, and he decided to start throwing old stuff away from the refrigerator. For some reason he left the bacon in there, so I decided to cook it this morning in a pan on the stove, the old fashioned way.

To my dismay, I burned the first pan of it, probably because this was the first bacon I had cooked on the stove in years and years. Despite that, I ate the six burned slices, and they tasted like crap.

However I cooked the other seven slices to near-perfection, and they are delicious! Hopefully Ryan doesn't want any of this six month-old pound of bacon. It is nearly gone.

 noway
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: AmyHollar on July 17, 2012, 12:08:38 PM
 :o
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: The Giss on July 17, 2012, 12:23:05 PM
They say bacon is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really, really good. And when it's bad, it's still pretty good. rflmao1
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: LVGaryD on July 17, 2012, 12:25:01 PM
Well the badly scorched six month-old bacon sucked, but you know well my hatred for throwing food away.

And Amy, are my nearly seven year-old percosets and lortabs still good? The label says they are expired.

 idunno
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: pope of vegas on July 17, 2012, 12:35:09 PM
  I 'll bet it will go with that 3 week old chillli !!! 4pezz2
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: LVGaryD on July 17, 2012, 01:01:55 PM
I just found the label when I tossed it in the garbage. "Use or freeze by January 30, 2012". It was in my meat drawer though and that gets stuff so cold it is nearly frozen.

Admittedly had I found the expiration date earlier, I'd have wasted this bacon. rflmao1
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: pope of vegas on July 17, 2012, 01:13:24 PM
  I thank God and Allah you ate that on a day I didn't have contact with you !!!!!

Hmmm  ,,,  I wonder what Allah think when he watches Gary eat Bacon ??  rflmao1 rflmao1
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: AmyHollar on July 17, 2012, 01:16:08 PM
And Amy, are my nearly seven year-old percosets and lortabs still good? The label says they are expired.


I'm not sure and I think you need to send me the percs just to be on the safe side.  8)


And please hurry..........my cramps will be tremendous in about three days.
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: LVGaryD on July 17, 2012, 01:17:44 PM
  I thank God and Allah you ate that on a day I didn't have contact with you !!!!!

Hmmm  ,,,  I wonder what Allah think when he watches Gary eat Bacon ??  rflmao1 rflmao1
I think Allah actually loved bacon and that's why he forbade his dorkusinterruptus followers from eating it. 

 ;D
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: LVGaryD on July 17, 2012, 01:19:03 PM

I'm not sure and I think you need to send me the percs just to be on the safe side.  8)


And please hurry..........my cramps will be tremendous in about three days.
While I feel badly for you, I believe it would be against the law for me to send pills across state lines to someone whose name is not on the prescription.  ;D
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: AmyHollar on July 17, 2012, 01:19:53 PM
And we all know how law abiding you are.  ::)
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: Dolfan on July 17, 2012, 01:24:37 PM
While I feel badly for you, I believe it would be against the law for me to send pills across state lines to someone whose name is not on the prescription.  ;D

Yes, definitely against Ohio laws.  Florida on the other hand is a completely different story.  Why don't you send them to me & I'll examine & sample them.  No worry about the name - I have friends in the legal system.  thumbsup
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: Lockjaw on July 17, 2012, 01:34:00 PM
Isn't this the bachelor yoga position?    rflmao1

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Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: AmyHollar on July 17, 2012, 01:37:10 PM
Yes, definitely against Ohio laws.  Florida on the other hand is a completely different story.  Why don't you send them to me & I'll examine & sample them.  No worry about the name - I have friends in the legal system.  thumbsup

Listen!  Miguel in the Dominican Republic has NO PROBLEM shipping meds to me!
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: LVGaryD on July 17, 2012, 01:56:30 PM
Isn't this the bachelor yoga position?    rflmao1

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2lj3wvb.jpg)
rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: LVGaryD on July 17, 2012, 02:02:16 PM
And we all know how law abiding you are.  ::)
thumbsup
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: LVGaryD on July 17, 2012, 02:08:49 PM
Yes, definitely against Ohio laws.  Florida on the other hand is a completely different story.  Why don't you send them to me & I'll examine & sample them.  No worry about the name - I have friends in the legal system.  thumbsup
No, no, no. I need my dope for emergencies! However I know it is very easy to find this stuff in Florida.

I just learned that out here  (when you have MGM Resorts insurance) that a doctor who prescribes a person opiates often sends the person for drug tests randomly. Any time there is anything other than what was prescribed, or too much of what the doctor prescribed the person, they are cut off immediately.

This is frightening!
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: pope of vegas on July 17, 2012, 03:53:56 PM
No, no, no. I need my dope for emergencies! However I know it is very easy to find this stuff in Florida.

I just learned that out here  (when you have MGM Resorts insurance) that a doctor who prescribes a person opiates often sends the person for drug tests randomly. Any time there is anything other than what was prescribed, or too much of what the doctor prescribed the person, they are cut off immediately.

This is frightening!

    Frightening???    rflmao1 rflmao1   Your bacon should be EXITING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: Dolfan on July 17, 2012, 04:19:18 PM
Listen!  Miguel in the Dominican Republic has NO PROBLEM shipping meds to me!

A phone number please.  idunno
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: AmyHollar on July 17, 2012, 05:44:24 PM
 rflmao1

He lives on the beach.....no phone.

I carrier pigeon my order.
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: caveman on July 17, 2012, 06:57:14 PM
Ryan found an old container of bacon in my refrigerator last night. It was brand new, unopened, and the meat was pink. He said "Dad, this cannot be any good. How old is it?"

I replied that I thought it was about six months old, but bacon could never go bad, and he decided to start throwing old stuff away from the refrigerator. For some reason he left the bacon in there, so I decided to cook it this morning in a pan on the stove, the old fashioned way.

To my dismay, I burned the first pan of it, probably because this was the first bacon I had cooked on the stove in years and years. Despite that, I ate the six burned slices, and they tasted like crap.

However I cooked the other seven slices to near-perfection, and they are delicious! Hopefully Ryan doesn't want any of this six month-old pound of bacon. It is nearly gone.

 noway

That bacon is not "old", it's aged.....same with the perc's dorkusinterruptus
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: careless hal on July 18, 2012, 05:36:55 AM
LVGD's exercise for the day:  Find the freezer compartment of your fridge.  Next time put the bacon in there.  As for the meds, they will stay good if stored at the right temps.  Some can be frozen , but not all.  Get one of those wine/refrigerator-coolers.  Store the meds at about 55 degrees.   I have some 5 year old excedrin 3, still good!  The codine makes all the difference in the world!
Title: Re: Just discovered something important to all bachelors!
Post by: beans and weenies on July 18, 2012, 01:19:12 PM
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