bowling anyone?

[badolpuddytat]

The worst part was I did it again the next roll. Damn that hurts!!! I went down again too. I was even saying to myself, " Now don't hit your ankle again, dumbass", then bammmmm! Down I went.

 

My guess is that you don't HAVE NO RHYTHM!! OR YOU CAN'T count to 4 or 5 or 6!!

[Unique Style]

Did you fall down when you whacked your ankle?    Damn that hurts like a m.f. !

Congratulations on the great series. I think my all time high was actually in the low very 400s, and one of the three games I bowled a 203 or something like that. I have never bowled very good.

 

I did not fall when I was whacking it,  I am usually sitting down     I hit my ankle. I was cussing.

[Unique Style]

Unique  getting better and better

Thanks pezzydoodles.
Some day I hope to be as good as the worst guy on your team. I think all of them are 220 plus average.

[pezz97]

Thanks pezzydoodles.
Some day I hope to be as good as the worst guy on your team. I think all of them are 220 plus average.

Hey now, first time I have ever averaged 220 in my life

[UPPER FILLY]

I picked up bowling again after a 15 year layoff.  Horsemen have a league every Tuesday night in Florida. I dug my Dexters out of my bowling bag in the basement and they were horridly stinky and moldy so I bought a pair of "right handed" shoes online.  I had no clue of what they would do, just knew I hate wearing rental shoes, as my feet are narrow and the thought of wearing someone else's shoes makes my skin crawl...they were very cute red and white striped, but...the first time I wore them and my first approach, I stuck like I was wearing glue on my shoes 

I had to go get rentals     and found out I was way out of practice with games of 132, 125 but by the third game I was starting to feel my rythym and a few beers with a 165..I use to carry a 172 average..not too bad for the ladies in Upper Friday nights.....

The league is a fun league so most of us are just havin fun, some approaches and "launches" you see make you giggle and you realize you can't be any worse... after the 4th week we were on top and I told the team clearly we still needed practice in which they rolled their eyes and sent me back north 

[pezz97]

I picked up bowling again after a 15 year layoff.  Horsemen have a league every Tuesday night in Florida. I dug my Dexters out of my bowling bag in the basement and they were horridly stinky and moldy so I bought a pair of "right handed" shoes online.  I had no clue of what they would do, just knew I hate wearing rental shoes, as my feet are narrow and the thought of wearing someone else's shoes makes my skin crawl...they were very cute red and white striped, but...the first time I wore them and my first approach, I stuck like I was wearing glue on my shoes 

I had to go get rentals     and found out I was way out of practice with games of 132, 125 but by the third game I was starting to feel my rythym and a few beers with a 165..I use to carry a 172 average..not too bad for the ladies in Upper Friday nights.....

The league is a fun league so most of us are just havin fun, some approaches and "launches" you see make you giggle and you realize you can't be any worse... after the 4th week we were on top and I told the team clearly we still needed practice in which they rolled their eyes and sent me back north 

   hey dumbass, if you are still going to bowl now that you are home, take a wire paint brush to the bottom of your new shoes. It will free up the slide sole and you won't stick anymore.

[UPPER FILLY]

 

Hey idiot     why didn't you tell me this two weeks ago, they went to the trash 

[Hugh Jass]

   hey dumbass, if you are still going to bowl now that you are home, take a wire paint brush to the bottom of your new shoes. It will free up the slide sole and you won't stick anymore.

She probably bought the shoes with the different slide pads and didn't install a slide 

She is blond right   

[Hugh Jass]

My highest ever was 288...for three games. 

I hit my left ankle two times in a row while releasing the ball from my right hand. I know bowling is a violent contact sport!

 

I always vision 1 of 2 things after reading a Gary post, its either rain man or Tommy Chong 

[pezz97]

She probably bought the shoes with the different slide pads and didn't install a slide 

She is blond right   

[LVGaryD]

I always vision 1 of 2 things after reading a Gary post, its either rain man or Tommy Chong 

I am a lot like the Rain Man on the roulette wheel. Never quite got like Tommy Chong. I just hate smoking anything that much! Not saying I have not puffed on some weed within the past few weeks or so, just not to the same extent as Tommy. I don't do it to get screwed up per se. I do it for pain relief, your honor. 

[careless hal]

I am a lot like the Rain Man on the roulette wheel. Never quite got like Tommy Chong. I just hate smoking anything that much! Not saying I have not puffed on some weed within the past few weeks or so, just not to the same extent as Tommy. I don't do it to get screwed up per se. I do it for pain relief, your honor. 

And I eat ice cream sundaes for the calcium, to strenghten my bones!!

I'll be bringing some cigars with me next week!!  Have some of those dried out Italian ones that really stink.

[UPPER FILLY]

Hey Jass... I haven't bowled in 15 years...they didn't have right and left bowling shoes back then...at least I never heard of them and where do I buy these so call pads

and stop picking on the blondes 

[badolpuddytat]

Hey Jass... I haven't bowled in 15 years...they didn't have right and left bowling shoes back then...at least I never heard of them and where do I buy these so call pads

and stop picking on the blondes 

At ALL fine bowling establishments and parlors!! Truthfully now you can change your heels, slide pads, ect. They SHOULD HAVE LEFT BOWLING ALONE!!!! With the hard rubber bowling balls or plastic. There's something wrong when you have a guy that only bowls ONCE a week and still ave. 218!!!!!!!!! That was before my neuropathy set in. Now I can't walk in a straight line twice!!

[Hugh Jass]

At ALL fine bowling establishments and parlors!! Truthfully now you can change your heels, slide pads, ect. They SHOULD HAVE LEFT BOWLING ALONE!!!! With the hard rubber bowling balls or plastic. There's something wrong when you have a guy that only bowls ONCE a week and still ave. 218!!!!!!!!! That was before my neuropathy set in. Now I can't walk in a straight line twice!!

Puddy I started last year at 220 by the halfway mark I was down to 195 by the end I was 178 

I started this year at 200 and the last 2 weeks my series were 451 and 462 which will bring me down

to about 172    But now I started all over and am working on a whole new approach and new

delivery which I call  "The fat crippled man 4 step approach"  I'll let you know how it works out after

monday night  I know it can't hurt me series any