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LVGaryD

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Danica Patrick, come to daddy
« on: January 15, 2013, 09:45:54 AM »
Danica Patrick has announced that she is divorcing her husband. I knew when she got married that she would never be happy without old Gary D., plus I could certainly help her out with some driving tips.

Come to daddy, Danica. redrose

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Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2013, 12:38:33 PM »
Quote from: LVGaryD on January 15, 2013, 09:45:54 AM
Danica Patrick has announced that she is divorcing her husband. I knew when she got married that she would never be happy without old Gary D., plus I could certainly help her out with some driving tips.

Come to daddy, Danica. redrose

  This goofy Bitch would kill you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4pezz2
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Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2013, 01:07:50 PM »
Not to mention she is not Asian.........
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Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2013, 10:07:34 PM »
Not that I wouldn't 'do' her in a heartbeat, but she's always struck me as really high maintenance. I wouldn't put her in my 'keeper' column.
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Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2013, 10:29:13 PM »
Quote from: LVGaryD on January 15, 2013, 09:45:54 AM
Danica Patrick has announced that she is divorcing her husband. I knew when she got married that she would never be happy without old Gary D., plus I could certainly help her out with some driving tips.

Come to daddy, Danica. redrose

The truth is she just wanted more sex than I could give her so I'll just have to let you have her. 

But I'm just giving you fair warning that she's not the kind of woman that is satisfied with the usual 2-minute drill.  Ever hear of anything so crazy?
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Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2013, 04:50:17 PM »
We have the making of a hit reality TV show here!    rflmao1

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Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2013, 04:51:40 PM »
Quote from: Lockjaw on January 16, 2013, 04:50:17 PM
We have the making of a hit reality TV show here!    rflmao1


Hey! I never meant for this pic to be public!  rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1

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Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2013, 07:49:48 PM »
Now you can take pictures of one man's dreams and one woman's nightmares?
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Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2013, 07:57:38 PM »
 hitdatsumbitch dorkusinterruptus
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Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2013, 11:40:18 AM »
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LVGaryD

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Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2013, 12:51:34 PM »
That's just because old Gary D has not done the nasty to her yet. It's all over for everyone else once I do.  8)
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Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2013, 01:41:40 PM »
Quote from: LVGaryD on January 24, 2013, 12:51:34 PM
That's just because old Gary D has not done the nasty to her yet. It's all over for everyone else once I do.  8)
I showed this to Carrie while we were spooning and she laughed so hard she couldn't breathe. She said there's probably a reason it's called LITTLE Luther D. She's so cute when she laughs.
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Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2013, 01:58:37 PM »
 rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1

Remeber, good things come in small packages!!
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Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2013, 06:37:36 PM »
Quote from: LVGaryD on January 24, 2013, 12:51:34 PM
That's just because old Gary D has not done the nasty to her yet. It's all over for everyone else once I do.  8)

She won't want sex again ?
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Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2013, 06:41:19 PM »
Quote from: Jeremy on January 24, 2013, 06:37:36 PM
She won't want sex again ?
Not for a week or so....
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