CONGRATULATIONS TO CASHMAN FOR DOMINATING THE NFL SPREAD POOL!
Cashman wins a $10 wagering credit towards Balmoral, Woodbine, or his racetrack of choice.
When asked about his monumental victory, here is what Cashman had to say:
"Well, you have to take it one game at a time. You can't look too far ahead because you never know what the spread will be next week. Sometimes you have to read between the lines, it's not just about football. When the Pats played in London, it was fitting that we rub our patriotic asses in the faces of them f###ing (expletive) Brits that ruled us centuries ago. Therefore, it was clear that the Pats were going to dominate."
When asked about whether he is superstitious, Cashman responded "Hell no!", as he stroked his pinked haired troll doll named "Boo Boo". Cashman added, "Well, okay, sometimes I pick teams by the color of their uniforms...or the hotness of their cheerleaders...but let's face it, it ultimately becomes a blur once you've had enough to drink."
When asked if there is a secret to his picking philosophy, Cashman offered some insight. "Capping football is like capping greyhounds, but instead of looking for the dog that craps during the post parade, you select the team that you are thinking about when YOU are taking a dump. Trust me on this, it hasn't failed me. If picking winners 6-for-6 isn't proof, then I don't know what is." He also added, "Cyber does his best harness capping on the can, so that further validates why capping the NFL on the crapper works." Food for thought: HandiCRAPPING.
Congrats again to Cashman and special thanks to all that participated!
Rank Total Contenders
1 95.5 cashman*
2 62 CyberChamp*
3 38.5 gerrsh
4 34.5 tonyb147
5 19 careless hal
6 17.5 pope of vegas
7 13.5 Bdttitus
8 10 jug
9 8 AmyHollar
9 8 connected comer
11 2.5 Jeremy
11 2.5 LB46
13 -1.5 dinkadoo
14 -5.5 badolpuddytat
15 -6 Mags
16 -8.5 Niatross
17 -12.5 Gazoo
18 -16.5 Dolfan
19 -23 Yeah Baby
20 -28.5 pezz97
20 -28.5 myakka prince
22 -30 3 wide and wingin
22 -30 Mr. B
*6-for-6 against the spread
