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Title: Joke of the day
Post by: caveman on October 15, 2011, 01:25:58 PM
Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?









































If you dragged them by the feet they filled with dirt. ::)
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: LVGaryD on October 15, 2011, 01:39:12 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: AmyHollar on October 15, 2011, 01:47:20 PM
Where is my *slapping hand to forehead* icon?  :P
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: LVGaryD on October 15, 2011, 01:57:32 PM
Quote from: AmyHollar on October 15, 2011, 01:47:20 PM
Where is my *slapping hand to forehead* icon?  :P
Holly's department.
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: LVGaryD on October 15, 2011, 03:34:47 PM
 rflmao1
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: caveman on October 16, 2011, 08:38:24 AM
An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him.

After they were both totally bombed, he started groping the old lady and pulling at her clothes. He managed to get her blouse and bra off before she stopped him.

"I can't do this," she said. "I have acute angina."

The old guy says, "God, I hope so. You've got the ugliest tits I've ever seen."
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: LVGaryD on October 18, 2011, 10:37:48 AM
Not a joke, but this is fun and addictive as hell!

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g2/applegame.htm
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: careless hal on October 19, 2011, 04:35:21 AM
The Pope and Obama are on the same
stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
             
   The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama
and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand
I can make every   
person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not
be a momentary display, but will go deep into their
hearts
and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
           
             
Obama replied, "I seriously doubt
that  ~ with one little wave of your hand? Show
me!"               
So the Pope backhanded him and
knocked him off the stage!         
     
AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY!             
             
      -----Kind of brings a tear to your eyes, doesn't it? 
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Brush and Crush on October 19, 2011, 01:26:10 PM
Quote from: careless hal on October 19, 2011, 04:35:21 AM
The Pope and Obama are on the same
stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
             
   The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama
and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand
I can make every   
person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not
be a momentary display, but will go deep into their
hearts
and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
           
             
Obama replied, "I seriously doubt
that  ~ with one little wave of your hand? Show
me!"               
So the Pope backhanded him and
knocked him off the stage!         
     
AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY!             
             
      -----Kind of brings a tear to your eyes, doesn't it?
rflmao1
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Danville on October 19, 2011, 01:40:30 PM
Two Coffees in  Heaven!
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven,  Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.  'Are you Mohammed?'  he asks.  'No my son, I am St.  Peter; Mohammed is  higher up.'  Peter then points to a ladder that rises into  the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher  than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs  up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another  bearded man.  He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'  'Why  no,' he answers,
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: beans and weenies on October 19, 2011, 07:03:29 PM
Too funny Danville. rflmao1 
Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: LVGaryD on October 19, 2011, 07:04:48 PM
 rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1