Joke of the day

[caveman]

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?









































If you dragged them by the feet they filled with dirt.

[LVGaryD]

 

[AmyHollar]

Where is my *slapping hand to forehead* icon? 

[LVGaryD]

Where is my *slapping hand to forehead* icon? 

Holly's department.

[LVGaryD]

 

[caveman]

An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him.

After they were both totally bombed, he started groping the old lady and pulling at her clothes. He managed to get her blouse and bra off before she stopped him.

"I can't do this," she said. "I have acute angina."

The old guy says, "God, I hope so. You've got the ugliest tits I've ever seen."

[LVGaryD]

Not a joke, but this is fun and addictive as hell!

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g2/applegame.htm

[careless hal]

The Pope and Obama are on the same
stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
             
   The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama
and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand
I can make every   
person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not
be a momentary display, but will go deep into their
hearts
and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
           
             
Obama replied, "I seriously doubt
that  ~ with one little wave of your hand? Show
me!"               
So the Pope backhanded him and
knocked him off the stage!         
     
AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY!             
             
      -----Kind of brings a tear to your eyes, doesn't it? 

[Brush and Crush]

The Pope and Obama are on the same
stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
             
   The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama
and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand
I can make every   
person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not
be a momentary display, but will go deep into their
hearts
and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
           
             
Obama replied, "I seriously doubt
that  ~ with one little wave of your hand? Show
me!"               
So the Pope backhanded him and
knocked him off the stage!         
     
AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY!             
             
      -----Kind of brings a tear to your eyes, doesn't it?

[Danville]

Two Coffees in  Heaven!
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven,  Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.  'Are you Mohammed?'  he asks.  'No my son, I am St.  Peter; Mohammed is  higher up.'  Peter then points to a ladder that rises into  the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher  than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs  up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another  bearded man.  He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'  'Why  no,' he answers,

[beans and weenies]

Too funny Danville.  

[LVGaryD]