A retired older couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.
The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price.
Yet I just overheard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model."
The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water.
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man.
"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price.
See you later Dad, Happy Father's day."
Once again.... don't mess with seniors!
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector
phoned his client. He said, "Saul, I have some good news
And I have some bad news."
"The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day,
let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she
informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that
she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million.
I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a
brilliant business woman! You've just made my day. Now I
know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
