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Today's Funny
« on: December 10, 2012, 02:09:06 PM »


 

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave
news:

   "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the future widow stared at the old woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.
She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked,






   "Will I be acquitted?"




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Re: Today's Funny
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2012, 02:50:25 PM »
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Re: Today's Funny
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2012, 03:03:42 PM »
If you're happy and you know it...
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Re: Today's Funny
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2012, 10:54:42 AM »
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