Author Topic: Harness Racing should be like Women's Golf!!!!!!!!  (Read 381 times)

careless hal

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Harness Racing should be like Women's Golf!!!!!!!!
« on: March 24, 2012, 02:12:38 AM »
http://www.harnessracingupdate.com/restricted/pdf/hru/hru032412.pdf

I agree.  Next time I go to the track, I'm going down to winner's circle and asking the driver for his watch, wallet and some winning tickets on his horse.  He/She can stick their whip up their Azz
Also, A ten race card should be presented  with no purse money and all "take" from the betting going towards a party for fans.  Free food, open bar and hot hostesses.
Thanks Mr Gural, you are an inspiration!

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Re: Harness Racing should be like Women's Golf!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2012, 07:39:45 AM »
If you bet on a horse that breaks before reaching the start, do you have to play the next race with your pants down????

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