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Hot Stove League Talk (Cubs Edition)
« on: January 28, 2015, 01:42:36 PM »
Being the fair and balanced forum this is, and since there about a gazillion Cub fans for every Sox fan, here's some Cub talk.

Top 10 Reasons the Cubs Hired Joe Maddon   (Courtesy of Ryan Dempster at the Cubs Convention)

10) “We misheard and thought he knew Eva Longoria.”

9) “We’re trying to set the Guinness Book of World Records for the most fired managers.”

8) “We needed someone who would take the leftover Harry Caray Glasses.”

7) “The Cubs’ bus keeps breaking down so we figured, ‘Hey, we can use his RV.’

6) “Most managers take shots from the media; Joe Maddon buys shots for the media.”

5) “We have a young team here in Chicago, and if 60 is the new 40, well, we need someone to manage all of our toddlers.”

4) “Kim DeJesus told us to.”

3) “He’s the son of a plumber and, let’s just face it: the Wrigley bathrooms need a ton of work.”

2) “We just feel bad for anyone who lives in Florida.”

1) “Well, because of all the other managers we tried to tamper with, none of them called us back.”

If you don't know who Kim DeJesus (wife of David) is, google her. thumbsup


This Day In Cub History

2014 – Cubs signed free agent Chang-Yong Lim

2009 – Cubs signed free agent Bobby Scales

2005 – Cubs signed free agent Scott Williamson

2004 – Cubs signed free agent Calvin Murray

1997 – Cubs signed free agent Dave Hansen

1995 – Cubs signed free agent Hector Ortiz

1957 – Brian Dayett, born

1945 – Jophrey Brown, born
   
1929 – Jack Littrell, born

If you don't know Brian Dayett, I don't know what to tell you.

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Re: Hot Stove League Talk (Cubs Edition)
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2015, 02:01:44 PM »

The Cubs will blow some steam in 2015  lilcheerleader

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Re: Hot Stove League Talk (Cubs Edition)
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2015, 02:02:46 PM »
The Cubs will blow some steam in 2015  lilcheerleader

Since Ernie passed I thought I'd fill in for him.  yeahbabydrinkingguy
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Re: Hot Stove League Talk (Cubs Edition)
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2015, 04:11:08 PM »
The Cubs will blow some steam in 2015  lilcheerleader

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Re: Hot Stove League Talk (Cubs Edition)
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2015, 09:57:06 PM »
Being the fair and balanced forum this is, and since there about a gazillion Cub fans for every Sox fan, here's some Cub talk.

Top 10 Reasons the Cubs Hired Joe Maddon   (Courtesy of Ryan Dempster at the Cubs Convention)

10) “We misheard and thought he knew Eva Longoria.”

9) “We’re trying to set the Guinness Book of World Records for the most fired managers.”

8) “We needed someone who would take the leftover Harry Caray Glasses.”

7) “The Cubs’ bus keeps breaking down so we figured, ‘Hey, we can use his RV.’

6) “Most managers take shots from the media; Joe Maddon buys shots for the media.”

5) “We have a young team here in Chicago, and if 60 is the new 40, well, we need someone to manage all of our toddlers.”

4) “Kim DeJesus told us to.”

3) “He’s the son of a plumber and, let’s just face it: the Wrigley bathrooms need a ton of work.”

2) “We just feel bad for anyone who lives in Florida.”

1) “Well, because of all the other managers we tried to tamper with, none of them called us back.”

If you don't know who Kim DeJesus (wife of David) is, google her. thumbsup


This Day In Cub History

2014 – Cubs signed free agent Chang-Yong Lim

2009 – Cubs signed free agent Bobby Scales

2005 – Cubs signed free agent Scott Williamson

2004 – Cubs signed free agent Calvin Murray

1997 – Cubs signed free agent Dave Hansen

1995 – Cubs signed free agent Hector Ortiz

1957 – Brian Dayett, born

1945 – Jophrey Brown, born
   
1929 – Jack Littrell, born

If you don't know Brian Dayett, I don't know what to tell you.
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