A local gasoline chain teams up with the coaches at our Big Ten university to raise funds to fight cancer. They raise about $100k per station. The cause is named "Coaches for cancer"
Today the kid at the counter asked if I would like to donate a dollar to "Coaches for Cancer" I said that was just sick! I'm totally against cancer... if they'd do "Coaches Against Cancer" I would gladly donate. Then asked him how he could ask for money to promote cancer?
This poor kid was blinking at about 1,000 blinks a minute. I handed him a dollar before I left and said, "I was just f*cking with you." He was still blinking when I left, but seemed happier when I went out the door.
I giggled to myself all the way home. I must be a sick bastard, but sometimes I crack myself up.