In The Sulky Forum

Laddies the skipper knows WTF he's talking about !

http://ustrottingnews.com/melander-is-humbled-after-being-named-trainer-of-the-year/

If you're going let me know.   

1st off it took me a week to remember my login info 

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes twenty years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. ***

Old age is coming at a really bad time.

When I was a child I thought "Nap Time" was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

I don't have gray hair; I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just very wise.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. My wife is not scared of getting pregnant. And I don't have acne. Life is great.

Hope the sound is off on the tv for you because these commentators are horrible.

Joe Buck has to be the most irritating person I have ever heard, even worse than Hawk and Erin Andrews combined, and fox was horrible, no strike zone 90% of the time and limited camera angles, sound goes in and out, I hope they never get it again 

A lot of great things happened to me this past year, it made me forget the Hawks this year but they had a great run that made me forget the Cubs during that stretch lol

Cubs coming off possibly the GREATEST world series ever, all kinds of records set, every media outlet says it very well should be the GREATEST game 7 in ANY sports history !!!! 

Getting ready to go to the parade, my connections got me VIP seating in grant park with security and escort in and out of Chicago, this is going to be a great day, if anyone else is going let me know.

The only thing that could make this a perfect year now is Hillary getting elected, it won't erase the 8 years that GW spent ruining our great country but it'll make the painful memories much less, I can't wait for another 8 great years of a Clinton in the White House 

Thank you Guys. Sorry hadn'y been on here for a few days.


Champ, it is pretty close between me and Chad Brown,, 

Missed this, but I know you had a great B-day   

At least she did not kill Jim Wondergem.

How do you know  The only one that would know is the one who did it 

Maybe you were out to the farm after the "claims he's king" bought it and heard the ghost ??

Many employers would just fire you for refusing to take a drug test.   30 days is less than forever.   What about MGM? I would imagine you would be adios for refusing a drug test.

  . The only reason he refused is because he was dirty, in my line of work you had to sign a release stating that if you refused you were automatically gone, NO EXCEPTIONS !

If he can't handle the requirements of his job, he should practice asking "would you like fries with that" I heard those places don't test