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General Category => General Harness Racing Discussion => Topic started by: The Skipper on February 12, 2015, 08:11:57 AM
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After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day ……
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Walmart.”
I then said, “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Don’t be f@#$ing stupid. Of course they aren’t twins.
The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’ s 7.
Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”
I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, Madam.. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.”
My Supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work. I think he may be right. Have a great day eveyone.
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