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General Category => General Harness Racing Discussion => Topic started by: LVGaryD on February 06, 2014, 01:22:30 PM

Title: This may offend some folks....
Post by: LVGaryD on February 06, 2014, 01:22:30 PM
A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel myallowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop.

Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash converters.  Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house.  Then, disown me and never talk to me again.  Don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose."

"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"

"Well, she didn't put it quite like that.  She actually said, 'Dad, meet my new boyfriend-- Mohammed.  We're going to work together on Hillary's election campaign!'"

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Title: Re: This may offend some folks....
Post by: careless hal on February 06, 2014, 03:53:31 PM
I am offended!  The FBI will be knocking on your door soon! ( Note to the Pope:  please try and get pics of  LVGD being led away in cuffs )


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Title: Re: This may offend some folks....
Post by: Goodfella on February 06, 2014, 04:12:35 PM
Gary sign me up as one of your fans.
Title: Re: This may offend some folks....
Post by: The Skipper on February 07, 2014, 03:34:55 PM
Quote from: Goodfella on February 06, 2014, 04:12:35 PM
Gary sign me up as one of your fans.

You'd be the Fan Club President and only member, madam ling ling no speeeky engelush  ;D
Title: Re: This may offend some folks....
Post by: LVGaryD on February 07, 2014, 07:30:10 PM
Holy shit-I copy/pasted this from my cell phone while I was at work. Didn't realize the formatting came out so screwed up.

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Now my offensive joke is formatted properly.  ;D