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Title: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: LVGaryD on January 15, 2013, 09:45:54 AM
Danica Patrick has announced that she is divorcing her husband. I knew when she got married that she would never be happy without old Gary D., plus I could certainly help her out with some driving tips.

Come to daddy, Danica. redrose

Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: pope of vegas on January 15, 2013, 12:38:33 PM
Danica Patrick has announced that she is divorcing her husband. I knew when she got married that she would never be happy without old Gary D., plus I could certainly help her out with some driving tips.

Come to daddy, Danica. redrose

  This goofy Bitch would kill you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4pezz2
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: Joani on January 15, 2013, 01:07:50 PM
Not to mention she is not Asian.........
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: Just Saying on January 15, 2013, 10:07:34 PM
Not that I wouldn't 'do' her in a heartbeat, but she's always struck me as really high maintenance. I wouldn't put her in my 'keeper' column.
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: Dolfan on January 15, 2013, 10:29:13 PM
Danica Patrick has announced that she is divorcing her husband. I knew when she got married that she would never be happy without old Gary D., plus I could certainly help her out with some driving tips.

Come to daddy, Danica. redrose

The truth is she just wanted more sex than I could give her so I'll just have to let you have her. 

But I'm just giving you fair warning that she's not the kind of woman that is satisfied with the usual 2-minute drill.  Ever hear of anything so crazy?
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: Lockjaw on January 16, 2013, 04:50:17 PM
We have the making of a hit reality TV show here!    rflmao1

(http://i49.tinypic.com/2m63gax.jpg)
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: LVGaryD on January 16, 2013, 04:51:40 PM
We have the making of a hit reality TV show here!    rflmao1

(http://i49.tinypic.com/2m63gax.jpg)
Hey! I never meant for this pic to be public!  rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1

 bowdown bowdown bowdown
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: AmyHollar on January 16, 2013, 07:49:48 PM
Now you can take pictures of one man's dreams and one woman's nightmares?
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: LVGaryD on January 16, 2013, 07:57:38 PM
 hitdatsumbitch dorkusinterruptus
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: C10hitch on January 24, 2013, 11:40:18 AM
UH OH Gary competition......

http://aol.sportingnews.com/nascar/story/2013-01-24/danica-patrick-ricky-stenhouse-jr-dating-rumors-relationship-divorce-sprint-cup
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: LVGaryD on January 24, 2013, 12:51:34 PM
That's just because old Gary D has not done the nasty to her yet. It's all over for everyone else once I do.  8)
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: Just Saying on January 24, 2013, 01:41:40 PM
That's just because old Gary D has not done the nasty to her yet. It's all over for everyone else once I do.  8)
I showed this to Carrie while we were spooning and she laughed so hard she couldn't breathe. She said there's probably a reason it's called LITTLE Luther D. She's so cute when she laughs.
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: careless hal on January 24, 2013, 01:58:37 PM
 rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1

Remeber, good things come in small packages!!
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: Jeremy on January 24, 2013, 06:37:36 PM
That's just because old Gary D has not done the nasty to her yet. It's all over for everyone else once I do.  8)

She won't want sex again ?
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: LVGaryD on January 24, 2013, 06:41:19 PM
She won't want sex again ?
Not for a week or so....
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: Jeremy on January 24, 2013, 06:46:33 PM
Not for a week or so....

I think Rose Run Luther has a better chance
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: LVGaryD on January 24, 2013, 06:54:03 PM
 rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1 I always have Madam Ling Ling. She love me long time.  8)
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: pope of vegas on January 25, 2013, 10:35:19 AM
rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1 I always have Madam Ling Ling. She love me long time.  8)

 I guess in China anything over 30 seconds is a long time !!!! 4pezz2
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: Just Saying on January 25, 2013, 12:55:46 PM
Gary, just quit posting on this thread. Carrie laughed so hard she fell out of bed. Sure, it was good on the floor... but more comfy on the bed.
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: LVGaryD on January 25, 2013, 01:14:01 PM
JS, if your heart's still beating, I know you are full of shit. Carrie would kill either of us within minutes.

 rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1 slaphead
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: AmyHollar on January 25, 2013, 06:07:03 PM
 noway
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: AmyHollar on January 25, 2013, 06:09:08 PM
Adam about fell off his bike laughing at you two.


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Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: Just Saying on January 25, 2013, 07:58:38 PM
JS, if your heart's still beating, I know you are full of shit. Carrie would kill either of us within minutes.

 rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1 slaphead
I'd volunteer for that suicide. ps Don't mention it because Mrs JS reads this site. shhhh
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: LVGaryD on January 25, 2013, 08:02:39 PM
I'd volunteer for that suicide. ps Don't mention it because Mrs JS reads this site. shhhh
thumbsup thumbsup rflmao1 rflmao1
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: tonyb147 on February 17, 2013, 12:28:00 PM
On the Pole, next to #24. Literally Gary's wet dream.

 bowdown
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: Mags on February 17, 2013, 01:58:31 PM
I wonder what picture comes to Garys mind when he hears Danica has won the "pole position"..somehow I doubt theres a car anywhere in it
Title: Re: Danica Patrick, come to daddy
Post by: cashman on February 17, 2013, 08:54:03 PM
I would give my left nut if Danica would put Jeff in the wall 1st lap. Would be so awesome!