In The Sulky Forum
General Category => General Harness Racing Discussion => Topic started by: CyberChamp on December 30, 2012, 08:23:37 PM
-
I'd like to welcome HitThatFiatch to ITS!!!
He's a personal friend of mine that has become a Friday night regular with ChicagoJazz and I. He just started capping only a few months ago and is already better than most other locals at the OTB we frequent. His money is good and his jokes are funny - what more can you ask for???
thumbsup
-
Welcome to our humble abode, HitThatFiatch! bowdown
-
I'd like to welcome HitThatFiatch to ITS!!!
He's a personal friend of mine that has become a Friday night regular with ChicagoJazz and I. He just started capping only a few months ago and is already better than most other locals at the OTB we frequent. His money is good and his jokes are funny - what more can you ask for???
thumbsup
welcome
Seminars for Females
(Prepared and presented by Males)
1. Elementary map reading
2. Crying and law enforcement
3. Advanced math seminar: Programming your DVD
4. You can go shopping for less than 4 hours
5. Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: A study in contrast.
6. PMS: It's your problem, not mine ("It's happened monthly since
puberty-deal with it.")
7. Driving I. Getting past automatic transmissions
8. Driving II. The meaning of blinking orange lights
9. Driving III. Approximating a constant speed
10. Driving IV. Makeup and Driving; it's as simple as oil and water
11. Football: Not a game; a sacrament
12. Telephone Translations (Formerly titled, "Me too" equals "I love
you")
13. How to earn your own money
14. Gift giving fundamentals (Formerly titled, "Fabric bad,
electronics good")
15. Putting the seat down by yourself: Potential energy is on your
side
16. Beyond "Clean and Dirty" - The nuances of wearable laundry
17. Yes, you can fill up at a self service station
18. Joys of the remote control; Reaping the benefits of 50 channels
19. What comes around, goes around: Why his credit card is not a toy
20. His best friend can be yours too
21. His poker games: Deal yourself out
22. Commitment Schmittment (Formerly titled, "Wedlock Schmedlock")
23. To honor and obey: Remembering the small print above "I do"
24. Why your mother is unwelcome in the house
25. Your mate: selfish bastard, or victimized sensitive man?
-
SEMINARS FOR MALES
1 Combating Stupidity
2 You Too Can Learn Housework
3 PMS - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
4 How To Fill An Ice Tray
5 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas; Give Us Money
6 Understanding Female Response To Your Coming Home Drunk At 4:00 a.m.
7 Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash My Silks")
8 Parenting - No It Doesn't End With Conception
9 Get A Life - Learn To Cook
A How Not To Emulate An Anus When You're Obviously Wrong
B Selling - Even You Can Get It Right
C Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
D You - The Weaker Sex
E Reasons To Give Flowers
F How To Stay Awake During Sex
10 Why It Is Unacceptable Urinate Anywhere But In The Bathroom
11 Garbage - Getting It To The Curb
12 #101 - You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
13 #201 - The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take A Shower
14 I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please
15 How To Put The Toilet Lid Down
16 "The Weekend" and "Sports" Are Not Synonymous
17 Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Bovine Feces
18 How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost
19 The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
1A Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex
1B Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
1C Mothers-In-Law - They Are People Too
1D How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
1E You Too CAN BE A Designated Driver
1F Male Bonding - Leaving Your Friends At Home
20 Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When Naked
21 Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works
22 The Attainable Goal - Omitting #&!%#&! From Your Vocabulary
23 Fluffing The Blankets After A Flatus Attack Is Not Necessary
-
I'd like to welcome HitThatFiatch to ITS!!!
He's a personal friend of mine that has become a Friday night regular with ChicagoJazz and I. He just started capping only a few months ago and is already better than most other locals at the OTB we frequent. His money is good and his jokes are funny - what more can you ask for???
thumbsup
welcome !
would love to hear the story behind the screename
-
Welcome
-
Welcome aboard, post early and post often (winners only !) rflmao1 Enjoy thumbsup
-
Welcome. thumbsup thumbsup thumbsup
-
You're supposed to be bringing in more women, not more guys.
Welcome HTF! thumbsup
-
Nobody told him about the initiation (hazing) ????? 4pezz2 4pezz2 rflmao1 rflmao1
-
I met Fiatch and the rest of the gang at the OTB this afternoon. A gentleman and a scholar. thumbsup
-
Welcome...
-
Welcome to ITS
-
Thank you all kind Sirs. Happy and prosperous new year to all of you.
Brush and TonyB, it was nice meeting you yesterday. Hope to see you guys again soon.
For those of you who know CC, you know he is a generous man, kind and a harness pro. He thought me so much in the past 3 months that I would ever dream to accomplish on my own. I met CJAZZZZZ through CC and man, what a funny and great guy to be around. I'll tell ya, it can't get any better to get together with these friends, place some bets throughout the nite, CJAZZZZZ cracks jokes and leave home up most of the time. :). I love it.
To answer NIATROSS, I was driving the other day and a nice bright red FIAT 500 with a very nice blond driving it caught my attention. Just like every guy, i'm sure, I drove a little faster for a closer look. Sure enough, the chick was hot and to complement her "hotness", she had a license plate on her FIAT with "FIATCH". I laughed so hard. And it just happened that I was meeting CC and CJazzzzz at the OTB that nite. I told them the story and it was just as funny to them as it was to me. But, there is a gentleman at the OTB who always screams at the monitor "HIT THAT BITCH!", " COME ON! HIT THAT BITCH!"... And most of the time, he goes, "OH YOU f**kING HORE!" at the end of the race. rflmao1. Before you know it, I'm yelling at the monitor "HIT THAT FIATCH!" HIT THAT FIATCH!" And that's how the cookie crumbles. rflmao1
-
thumbsup rflmao1
-
Welcome aboard Sir, you'll meet some great people here.
-
You're hanging out with some fine company HTF. Welcome!
ps Snag me one of Jazz's fine cigars.
-
Thank you all for the warm welcome. I truly appreciate it.
-
To answer NIATROSS, I was driving the other day and a nice bright red FIAT 500 with a very nice blond driving it caught my attention. Just like every guy, i'm sure, I drove a little faster for a closer look. Sure enough, the chick was hot and to complement her "hotness", she had a license plate on her FIAT with "FIATCH"...
Are you sure she was blond? rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2dt1vna.jpg)
-
I remember someone posting on here years back about seeing a license plate that read 'bigal'. So hurried to catch up to see the bi-gal. Turned out to actually be "Big AL"
rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1
-
I remember someone posting on here years back about seeing a license plate that read 'bigal'. So hurried to catch up to see the bi-gal. Turned out to actually be "Big AL"
rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1
You're a riot, JS! What kind of 'fine cigar' is Jazz smoking? I just some Don Diego's and Cohibas for Christmas. Not familar with the Don Diego's - do you know much about them? Oh, finally, welcome HTF!
-
You're a riot, JS! What kind of 'fine cigar' is Jazz smoking? I just some Don Diego's and Cohibas for Christmas. Not familar with the Don Diego's - do you know much about them? Oh, finally, welcome HTF!
I rarely get to enjoy a fine cigar, since I'm not really a smoker. My son's uncle inlaw is a an anthesthesiologist that flies in and out of GITMO a lot, and military planes don't go through customs. Hence, if I see him at a family function I always score a fine Cohiba. Very tasty, and seem to burn forever. Can't remember the ones I got from Jazz, but were primo. Wanna say I had some named 'Don Diego Fiero del Fuego' from the Dominican that were very nice also.(not sure if that's the correct name) Jazz also gave me a Don Sebastion from the Dominican that was also very nice. My cigar consumption avereages about 1 cigar/ year, so my opinion would be sorely lacking.
-
Lockjaw and JS, I busted laughing so hard when a saw the FIATCH Fiat and the Big Al joke. You guys made my day! Thank you.