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Title: Yuuup! Virginity Auctions
Post by: careless hal on October 29, 2012, 02:22:01 PM
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/10/26/Woman-auctions-virginity-for-780000/UPI-30121351275817/?spt=fsb&or=ros


Updated Oct. 26, 2012 at 3:07 PMPublished: Oct. 26, 2012 at 2:23 PM

Photo: virginswanted.com.au   CANBERRA, Australia, Oct. 26 (UPI) -- A 20-year-old Brazilian woman received a high bid of $780,000, auctioning off her virginity for an Australian filmmaker's project.

Justin Sisley, whose VirginsWanted.com.au auction site is part of his documentary project, said Catarina Migliorini, 20, received a high bid of $780,000 from a Japanese man identified by the name Natsu, ABC News/Univision reported Friday.

Sisley said Alexander Stepanov, 21, a male virgin offered on the auction site, received a high bid of $3,000 from a Brazilian woman identified as Nene B.

Sisley said he was skeptical of Migliorini's statements saying she was planning to donate 90 percent of her money to charities building housing for the poor in Brazil.

"I was surprised she said that because in all my dealings with her, she made it clear that it was a business decision for her," he said. "Now, given how big this story is in Brazil, she's trapped. If she doesn't give any money to charity, she's going to look bad."

The website said the sexual encounters will take place on planes flying over international waters to avoid violating any local laws.

Sisley's website said Migliorini will be examined by a gynecologist and Natsu will be presented with documentation verifying her virginity. Stepanov cannot be medically proven to be a virgin, but will present Nene B. with statutory declarations from two family members.
Title: Re: Yuuup! Virginity Auctions
Post by: Just Saying on October 29, 2012, 02:34:34 PM
My virginity auction is currently a 'minus pool'. :'(
Title: Re: Yuuup! Virginity Auctions
Post by: pope of vegas on October 29, 2012, 02:42:23 PM
  The first time I had Sex, I was scarred to death...   I was all by myself !!!!!!!
Title: Re: Yuuup! Virginity Auctions
Post by: Just Saying on October 29, 2012, 03:08:41 PM
  The first time I had Sex, I was scarred to death...   I was all by myself !!!!!!!
Was that last night? idunno
Title: Re: Yuuup! Virginity Auctions
Post by: pope of vegas on October 29, 2012, 03:37:17 PM
Was that last night? idunno

          I don't think so...   I've got a daughter that is 41.
Title: Re: Yuuup! Virginity Auctions
Post by: Just Saying on October 29, 2012, 03:43:00 PM
          I don't think so...   I've got a daughter that is 41.
Me too! We musta been double-dating. rflmao1
Title: Re: Yuuup! Virginity Auctions
Post by: Just Saying on October 29, 2012, 03:52:42 PM
  The first time I had Sex, I was scarred to death...   I was all by myself !!!!!!!
Many moons ago Madeline Kahn did a bit on SNL where she was a lounge singer laying in a grand piano singing a song titled "Making Love Alone". She could always make me laugh. Loved her in "Young Frankenstein". RIP Madeline redrose
Title: Re: Yuuup! Virginity Auctions
Post by: The Giss on October 29, 2012, 04:32:13 PM
I feel like there is a Bridge-jumper joke here somewhere rflmao1.
Title: Re: Yuuup! Virginity Auctions
Post by: Just Saying on October 29, 2012, 04:48:29 PM
I feel like there is a Bridge-jumper joke here somewhere rflmao1.
rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1
(A priest, a rabbi, and a bridge-jumper walk into a bar...)
Title: Re: Yuuup! Virginity Auctions
Post by: The Giss on October 29, 2012, 06:18:52 PM
rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1
(A priest, a rabbi, and a bridge-jumper walk into a bar...)

+1
Title: Re: Yuuup! Virginity Auctions
Post by: beans and weenies on October 29, 2012, 08:36:01 PM
Many moons ago Madeline Kahn did a bit on SNL where she was a lounge singer laying in a grand piano singing a song titled "Making Love Alone". She could always make me laugh. Loved her in "Young Frankenstein". RIP Madeline redrose

She always cracked me up.   I laughed  my ass off at everything she did.  one of my favorites ever.
Title: Re: Yuuup! Virginity Auctions
Post by: eljay on October 30, 2012, 01:12:07 PM
Assuming steriotypical endowment of all Asian men, can not the Brazilian virgin continue to  resell after the airplane encounter? slaphead idunno
Title: Re: Yuuup! Virginity Auctions
Post by: careless hal on October 30, 2012, 02:54:44 PM
Assuming steriotypical endowment of all Asian men, can not the Brazilian virgin continue to  resell after the airplane encounter? slaphead idunno

No wonder LVGD is popular with Asian women!  They think that is the norm! 8)
Title: Re: Yuuup! Virginity Auctions
Post by: AmyHollar on October 30, 2012, 02:56:07 PM
St Calvin said he's never had a virgin but he always hits virgin territory........come someone hire him a better joke writer?  And one not 95 years old.
Title: Re: Yuuup! Virginity Auctions
Post by: Jeremy on October 30, 2012, 02:58:45 PM
St Calvin said he's never had a virgin but he always hits virgin territory........come someone hire him a better joke writer?  And one not 95 years old.

I believe The Giss is Jewish if that helps any.
Title: Re: Yuuup! Virginity Auctions
Post by: AmyHollar on October 30, 2012, 03:16:43 PM
Is he younger than 95?
Title: Re: Yuuup! Virginity Auctions
Post by: Jeremy on October 30, 2012, 03:22:18 PM
Is he younger than 95?

Depends on how you measure, Northfield has a tendency to age people.