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Title: Little Johnny's at it again.
Post by: Just Saying on July 16, 2012, 07:12:55 PM

One day in grammar class Little Johnny's teacher called on him to stand and make a rhyme which included the word "pistol". He stewed for a bit, then proudly stated:

"Pa and Uncle John were drinkin' home brew,
 They drank 'til Ten, and pissed 'til two!"

Title: Re: Little Johnny's at it again.
Post by: LVGaryD on July 16, 2012, 07:14:48 PM

 rflmao1 rflmao1

Title: Re: Little Johnny's at it again.
Post by: Headpole Dave on July 16, 2012, 07:34:14 PM

That's good!  thumbsup

Title: Re: Little Johnny's at it again.
Post by: Just Saying on July 22, 2012, 10:37:31 AM

The teacher asked the class to raise their hands and stand to tell something that their family needs.

Little Johnny lept to his feet and bragged, "At my house, we don't need nothin'!"

The teacher informed that if he'd think for a moment he'd realize that every family needs something.

Little Johnny said, "Nope. Last night my sister told Pa that she was gonna have a baby by a Muslim terrorist, and Pa said, 'Well that's the LAST f*cking thing we need!'"

The teacher just put her head down on her desk.

Title: Re: Little Johnny's at it again.
Post by: LVGaryD on July 22, 2012, 11:16:43 AM

 rflmao1 rflmao1 rflmao1

Title: Re: Little Johnny's at it again.
Post by: connected comer on July 23, 2012, 11:43:30 AM

 rflmao1 rflmao1