Once again, I went for my annual physical. Unfortunately it cost me $400 this year because our cheap-assed insurance company refuses to pay this doctor. They would much rather I see some inexpensive, clueless idiot that thinks of me as just a number.
As I told my doctor-he has been my doctor since 2008 and will remain my doctor, even if it does cost me $400 a year.
Of course he was extremely grateful and pronounced me in relatively good health for an old, fat crippled guy. Prescribed me blood pressure medicine, some stuff for a skin irritation on my scalp, and of course the large blue pill for an aging Luther D. Also told me to take additional vitamins, and keep losing weight. Amazingly enough, he also told me to have sex regularly-preferably with a young Asian woman.
I didn't even cuss or cry when the lovely Alexandra took my blood.
