I don't think I'll ever recover from the pain of trying to connect and not being able to do so.
I was walking on the South side of Chicago, on about 88th and Commercial. This dude jumps in front of me and pulls a 6 in. switch blade and says "Give me your wallet, I've got a knife".
I reach behind me and pull out the 12 in mule skinner I carry in the small of my back. and say
No! That's not a knife, THIS is a knife"" The dude pees his pants drops his blade and skeedadles!
How long before this is on Snopes?