Great Las Vegas story for you all

[LVGaryD]

Was dealing roulette this morning to three loud drunk assholes. One of them got smacked in the head and it escalated quite quickly. They were yelling and cussing each other, and I had the supervisor call security and get rid of the guy who smacked the other guy.

Little did know that within the next two hours, I too would be wanting to smack the guy in the head. He was loud, obnoxious, and cheap. I had to humiliate him into tipping the waitress.

Anyway two dark-skinned hookers walked by. All three of the guys starting talking shit to the hookers, but they walked on by. I jokingly told the guys that those two probably had bigger dicks than any of the guys did....that these were definitely  dudes.

Next thing you know here they come and sit down, basically asking the guys to leave with them. One of the guys said "you are way too dark for me," which made me laugh my ass off. Well I went on break and both hookers ended up going back to the room with one of the other two guys.

I go back to the game a couple of hours later and saw the guy and said "Where'd your girlfriends go?" He went off on me, calling me a smartass and many other things. Turns out that he screwed both hookers and paid them $200 each, then they apparently helped themselves to the rest of his money while he was distracted.

He said they got $600 more, for a total of $1000. I could not contain my laughter. I asked the guy which one had the biggest dick, and his entire face grew red. He said well I am not sure, but I did take it up the ass for $1000. Naturally one of the other guys got on the cellphone and called several of their mutual friends back home and told them about it. This made the guy even madder. Then I chimed in, "Hey, those "girls" will surely be back tomorrow. Maybe you can get your money back then!" This did not calm the guy down one bit...

 

[caveman]

  rflmao1What a stupid SOB

[LVGaryD]

I dealt to a guy years ago with a similar situation, except he was from Ireland. His hookers got his passport, wallet, credit cards, and $37,000 cash.

He ended up having to take a limo to Los Angeles to the Irish embassy to get an i.d. and be able to fly home. Fortunately he had about $50000 I gave him on a roulette game. That would be a tough story to tell your wife in Ireland.

 

[caveman]

Hell, that would be a tough story to even think about

[LVGaryD]

Hell, that would be a tough story to even think about

We have had several guys lose their watches, jewelry, and of course cash to the hookers, but other than one Rolex I heard about, very few guys ever talk about it....probably because of assholes like me.

 

[Mags]

We have had several guys lose their watches, jewelry, and of course cash to the hookers, but other than one Rolex I heard about, very few guys ever talk about it....probably because of assholes like me.

 

classic..now I'm ready for a big weekend     

[AmyHollar]

And I feel sorry for none of them. 

[pope of vegas]

  About 7 or 8 years ago,I was dealing Blackjack to 2 guys in their early 20's. They were drunk. A Black hooker approaches them and gets one of them to walk about 30 feet away from the table. After about 5 minutes, the other guy gets up and joins in on the conversation(Haggling).
  Finally,they come back to the table and sit down. I asked what she said.
 The one guy said that she would DO him for $300. Then, the other guy chimes in.He says "Yeah,but she said she would cut us a deal and DO both of us for $600" !!!!!
   NO WONDER THESE GUYS LOST AT BLACKJACK !!!!

[tonyb147]

Hookers? In Vegas? Really? 

 

[Bettor]

When we were in Vegas Superbowl weekend, the partybus driver told us that, "hookers dont dress like hookers; they dress like librarians. People in Vegas who dress like hookers are tourists." No?

[Jeremy]

When we were in Vegas Superbowl weekend, the partybus driver told us that, "hookers dont dress like hookers; they dress like librarians. People in Vegas who dress like hookers are tourists." No?

Did he say you were a tourist?

[AmyHollar]

Hookers? In Vegas? Really? 

 

[AmyHollar]

Did he say you were a tourist?

He wanted to check out her book.

[Just Saying]

A local horseman's son flagged down a squad car in a local hooker area. This genius tells them how he was promised sex for a certain price, and after she got his money she wouldn't deliver and left, so he wanted her arrested. They took him to the station and had him write it all down and sign it. Then threw his dumb ass in jail.

Dad bails him out and raises hell with him. Short time later he get's another call that sonny-boy is in the lockup for soliciting from an undercover lady cop. He told the cops, "F*ck it, just keep him."
 

[pope of vegas]

  Gary and I could write a book on ALL the stupid crap we've seen in casinos over the years.
 Gary And I could write a book on ALL the Stupid Crap we've seen at the track over the years.

    There has got to be a way to make $$$ off of all the stupidity we've seen and been involved in...

    Maybe a reality show...............