If this doesn't work we can try something else
Jeremy, I really appreciate the help you've given live & in pm's.
As of this afternoon my laptop is the "cause celebre" at the local geek shop. There are 3 of them playing with it trying to figure what the hell is wrong with it. (all computer majors)
They warned that it might require a replacement, but they are fascinated with trying to figure out what the bug is. I'm paying the minimum service fee regardless... they're just intrigued by the cause.
I'll have to limp for awhile on the old desktop, since the Christmas budget is pretty well obligated for the time being.
A question for all: Is it worth the added cost to switch to Apple? I've heard great things.