Sounds like the season from hell....However, next year can only be better than this one.
Confused as to the eligibility issue...I know out here the teachers have to submit a weekly, passing course or something of that nature, to maintain a players eligibility...week to week. How does it work in Ohio regarding eligiblity ?
Now as to the "trailer trash " comment..Well terrible thing to call a child....Now had a parent called another parent that during a game, well that would have been funny..Oh well my sense of humor on occasion is 
A fine glass of wine, not that cheap stuff Amy drinks, and a good cigar will surely make things better.
Good Luck next year and of course. Sie gesund.
There is a similar program in place, computerized, at our school for in-season eliigibility. This goes back to last semester of 10-11 (spring). Did not pass the state minimum # of core courses. Made them up in summer school, which means she moves on to the next grade, but summer school does not make you eligible for athletics. The administration HAD to know and did nothing about it until a routine double check by our new AD (and let me be clear, the error was not in the athletic office).
