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General Category => General Harness Racing Discussion => Topic started by: LVGaryD on August 21, 2013, 02:17:11 PM

Title: Old Gary D. Is Apparently Healthy
Post by: LVGaryD on August 21, 2013, 02:17:11 PM
Once again, I went for my annual physical. Unfortunately it cost me $400 this year because our cheap-assed insurance company refuses to pay this doctor. They would much rather I see some inexpensive, clueless idiot that thinks of me as just a number.

As I told my doctor-he has been my doctor since 2008 and will remain my doctor, even if it does cost me $400 a year.

Of course he was extremely grateful and pronounced me in relatively good health for an old, fat crippled guy. Prescribed me blood pressure medicine, some stuff for a skin irritation on my scalp, and of course the large blue pill for an aging Luther D. Also told me to take additional vitamins, and keep losing weight. Amazingly enough, he also told me to have sex regularly-preferably with a young Asian woman. ;D

I didn't even cuss or cry when the lovely Alexandra took my blood.  thumbsup
Title: Re: Old Gary D. Is Apparently Healthy
Post by: Just Saying on August 21, 2013, 02:32:04 PM
Hell, the advice was worth $400! (I don't think my Bride would let me have the "treatment" even if Dr ordered.) 4pezz2
Title: Re: Old Gary D. Is Apparently Healthy
Post by: LVGaryD on August 21, 2013, 02:40:46 PM
Hell, the advice was worth $400! (I don't think my Bride would let me have the "treatment" even if Dr ordered.) 4pezz2
Women!! They just are not very understanding.  noway
Title: Re: Old Gary D. Is Apparently Healthy
Post by: Wilderness on August 21, 2013, 04:06:48 PM
Did he give you the o.k, to stop taking the pistol pellets ;)
Title: Re: Old Gary D. Is Apparently Healthy
Post by: jordanjacob on August 21, 2013, 09:17:11 PM
glad to hear you're going to be around a while Gary

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Title: Re: Old Gary D. Is Apparently Healthy
Post by: AmyHollar on August 22, 2013, 04:20:57 AM
Did he give you the o.k, to stop taking the pistol pellets ;)

Only for the sake of humanity.
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