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General Category => General Harness Racing Discussion => Topic started by: Lockjaw on May 23, 2013, 07:03:35 PM
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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
And, as a bonus...
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you darned proud to be an American. . .
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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
And, as a bonus...
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you darned proud to be an American. . .
Best post ever thumbsup
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What about members like Old and Slow. Doesn't drink beer out of aluminum cans, only draft or bottles? Also, doesn't drink the cheap swill so the $1,000 won't go as far. You could have invested in real estate. Am selling a place I bought 7 yrs ago for a $75,000 loss. I could have bought a years supply of beer for the entire ITS crew!
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Hal, Next time think before pissing away our beer money.
Thanks in advance for the Coors Light!
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What about members like Old and Slow. Doesn't drink beer out of aluminum cans, only draft or bottles? Also, doesn't drink the cheap swill so the $1,000 won't go as far. You could have invested in real estate. Am selling a place I bought 7 yrs ago for a $75,000 loss. I could have bought a years supply of beer for the entire ITS crew!
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well CH you could "almost" buy a years supply of beer for the ITS cres ;)